09:30–09:45
Utrecht Centraal
Meet at Stationsplein. Everyone present, coffee acquired, moving at 09:45.
Stationsplein, Utrecht
UTCA // FOR THE BOYS
SATURDAY 26 SEPTEMBER 2026
SATURDAY 26 SEPTEMBER 2026
HOW THIS WORKS
The whole day is sorted, sun or rain. Have a look now and either get excited or hide your disappointment. At each stop, tap I’m here, once you’ve actually arrived. The app then shows where everyone has ended up. Useful when somebody wanders off and briefly forgets who they came with.
After every stop, fill in the Wrecked-o-meter. You’ll see your day score and everyone else’s. At the end we find out who became an absolute state and who still has a Sunday.
Every pub, terrace and lunch stop has three walkable backups. Not feeling it? Move on. No committee meeting required.
The day is built around places marked BOOK. Those are reserved in advance. They are sacred. Do not get creative.
At the bottom, tap Open full route in Google Maps for the complete overview. Walking time updates whenever we switch terrace, pub or lunch stop. Our collective decision-making may add a few minutes, but budget no more than two hours on foot for the day. Hiking boots would be deeply embarrassing.
I’m in. Regret can wait until Sunday.
Do a bit.
Drink a bit.
Talk a lot of shit.
A wise man once said there can only be one winner. He was probably three pints deep and should not be trusted. Luckily, tonight there are two winners: the most wrecked and the least wrecked.
Choose wisely.
Signed in0/6
No one here yet.
± 90 min
full route on foot
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group average
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The day
plan & route0 of 12 completed
NAVIGATE
09:45–10:00± 13 min walk + 2 min buffer
10:00–11:45
Kanoverhuur Utrecht
Water. Oudegracht. Three two-man canoes. Start gently and try not to capsize before lunch.
Oudegracht aan de Werf 275, Utrecht
12:00–12:02± 2 min walk
12:02–13:41
Café Ledig Erf
Lunch with no booking drama. Sit down, eat something and begin making increasingly questionable hydration choices.
Tolsteegbrug 3, Utrecht
3 other options +
Léo Léo
French lunch · Twijnstraat 58
Tijm - Restaurant
Lunch · Donkere Gaard 3
Orloff aan de Kade
Waterside lunch · Oosterkade 18
13:41–14:00± 14 min walk + 5 min buffer
14:00–15:30
Poolcafé Hart van Utrecht
Two tables, six people, plenty of balls and very little hand-eye coordination.
Ganzenmarkt 16B, Utrecht
15:30–15:32± 2 min walk
15:32–16:16
De Beurs · Neude
Terrace if it’s dry, indoors if Utrecht disagrees. Time for beer and unsolicited advice.
Neude 37-39, Utrecht
3 other options +
Café Le Journal
Neude 32–34
Tapperij de Luifel
Neude 35
Ubica
Beer & cocktails · Ganzenmarkt 24
16:16–16:30± 9 min walk + 5 min buffer
16:30–17:45
JEU de Boules Bar Utrecht
One lane, six men, lots of balls and very little hand-eye coordination.
Paardenveld 3, Utrecht
17:45–17:55± 10 min walk
17:55–18:41
Café De Postillon
Old-school pub on Lijnmarkt overlooking Oudegracht. One more drinking block before food has to become a serious matter.
Lijnmarkt 50, Utrecht
3 other options +
Café 't Neutje
Neude 30
Café Vredenburg
Old-school pub · Vredenburg 39
Kafé België
Craft beer · Oudegracht 196
18:41–19:00± 14 min walk + 5 min buffer
19:00–21:00
Eetcafé De Poort
Dinner by Ledig Erf. Proper food before the evening starts making decisions on our behalf.
Tolsteegbarrière 2, Utrecht
3 other options +
De Utrechter
City brasserie · Vredenburg 40
Beers & Barrels Centrum
Burgers, meat & beer · Oudegracht a/d Werf 125
't Taphuys
Dinner + self-pour beer/wine · Mariaplaats 3
21:00–21:03± 3 min walk
21:03–23:18
Café De Morgenster
One pub as base camp instead of a full pub crawl. Stay put or defect to one of the three alternatives.
Oudegracht 323, Utrecht
3 other options +
Café DeRat
Old-school pub · Lange Smeestraat 37
Kafé België
Craft beer · Oudegracht 196
Café de Zaak
Korte Minrebroederstraat 9
23:18–23:30± 12 min walk
23:30–23:48
Broodje Bambi
Around the corner from Janskerkhof, covered and open late. From here we stagger back to Utrecht Centraal.
Korte Jansstraat 6, Utrecht
3 other options +
Cafetaria Ten Beste
Late snack · Predikherenstraat 2
Grillroom Huzur
Shawarma & grill · Voorstraat 74
Polleke Utrecht
Sandwiches & late-night food · Korte Jansstraat 12
23:48–00:00± 12 min walk
00:00
Utrecht Centraal
Lap complete. Good luck finding the correct platform.
Utrecht Centraal, Utrecht
Your day score
—wrecked
Rate the damage after a stop. Only completed meters count.
Where is everyone?
latest check-insEnter your name at the top. Then everyone can tap “I’m here” at a stop.
Final results